“I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. ”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.”
MORNING LAZZINESS