10 Ellen DeGeneres Quotes to Make You Laugh

“My point is life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The piña and the colada.”

“I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”

“Accept who you are unless you’re a serial killer.”

“You are never too old to play. You are only too old for low-rise jeans.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“Never follow someone else’s path…unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.”

“I like my coffee like I like my men. I don’t drink coffee.”

“You know what I need? I need a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.”

“I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!”

“I have a rule: If the temperature is less than my age, I don’t get out of bed.”

“Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.”

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