“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”

“You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers.”

“If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.”

“I googled “what to do when your future werewolf mate / boyfriend /best friend courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.”

“I had been hobbled, perhaps even crippled by a pervasive internet society I had come to depend on and take for granted... hit enter and let Google, that twenty-first century Big Brother, take care of the rest.

Google dress code was: "You must wear something".”

“Trivia are not knowledge. Lists of facts don't comprise knowledge. Analyzing, hypothesizing, concluding from data, sharing insights, those comprise knowledge. You can't google for knowledge.”

“God bless this encyclopedic Mr. Google, whoever he was.”

“I wondered and I prayed and I Googled.”

“If Google isn’t responsible for its algorithm, then who is?”