MORNING LAZZINESS
“You fell in love with a storm. Did you really think you would get out unscathed?”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Don’t be sorry. I trusted you. My fault, not yours.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “It’s better to be single with a standard than losing yourself for approval.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a long time making it.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “Roses are red. Violets are blue. Trash is dumped and so are you.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “I may have cried when you left me, but I definitely laughed when I saw who you left me for.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “If someone can walk away from you, let them walk.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “Your ex asking you to be friends after break up is like kidnappers asking you to keep in touch after letting you go.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “Our relationship is like my financial status: broke.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
– “I need you to cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.” It’s over.
MORNING LAZZINESS