MORNING LAZZINESS
“Virgos are very down to earth. She’s an earth mother and also very picky.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Either you are a good Virgo or a crazy Virgo! The good Virgo side of me is educating and raising the children – being there for them.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“When I was dancing, I felt in control and happy. I’m a Virgo, so I really like to be in control.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“When life feels chaotic, Virgo will tidy up.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“The world might be a very scary place if it were only run by Virgos.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“I’m a Virgo and I’m more – I don’t want to say ‘negative’ – but I’m the girl who thinks no one’s coming to my birthday party, no one’s buying my clothes, no one’s reading my book, no one’s watching my show – that’s just how I think.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“If astrology is real, I guess I’m a pretty quintessential Virgo.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Virgos are more or less the canonized saints of friendship. Their empathy is limitless and comes with action.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Virgos are unquestionably dependable and sincere.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Ruled by Mercury, Virgos benefit from a sharp intellect that can be self-critical, while often being quite health conscious.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“If you believe in astrology, I’m a Virgo, so I’m very controlling; I’m very neat, and I’m very organized.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“I’m never satisfied, man. I’m Virgo. We overanalyze and we’re never satisfied. So I’m gonna keep going ’til the wheels fall off.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“When you get caught lying to a Virgo, don’t beg for forgiveness, because you’re done.”
MORNING LAZZINESS
“Virgo is particular; she’ll wear a worried frown while she straightens up your tie and dusts your shoulders down.”
MORNING LAZZINESS