15 Funniest Coffee Quotes

MORNING LAZZINESS

“WHAT GOES BEST WITH A CUP OF COFFEE? ANOTHER CUP.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“You’d have coffee on a drip if you could, wouldn’t you?”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.

MORNING LAZZINESS

“Coffee and flying are two pleasures that combine magnificently.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

MORNING LAZZINESS