Best Pizza Captions for Instagram

These pizza quotes are funny—and will definitely remind you that pizza is life.

“You can’t go wrong with pizza unless it’s terrible pizza.”

“Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.”

“And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.”

“We don’t promote or advocate people eating a whole pizza.”

“Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It’s called pizza.”

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”

“I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.”

“I don’t eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.”

“A lovely cheese pizza—just for me.”

“Seriously guys. If the consulate ordered a pizza it would’ve been there by now.”