MORNING LAZZINESS

“You are the CSS to my HTML.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“You are a field in my class; you will always be protected.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“I always thought love was a static class until you made an instance of it.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“I promise to designate my methods as virtual as long as you promise to override them.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“I love user interfaces because that is where U and I are always together.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“You are my; I can’t function without you.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“My mind is an infinite loop. Thinking of you. 100% usage….”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“I promise, I will never multi-thread on you.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“If you were my hash function, I would let you collide with me anytime.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“I don’t care if you are not my type. We can always typecast.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“I never want the context to switch away from you. So I pinned my affinity to your core.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“Fork my heart because I’m ready to commit.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“Are there packet errors?? You make my heart skip a beat.”

MORNING LAZZINESS

“Whenever I see you, my kernel starts panicking.”

MORNING LAZZINESS